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If you die I'm going to f*cking kill you Idiot

From Prudence Press 10, 6 month ago, Read 0 times. Similar articles

During the translocation of myself and my sister from coast to coast (lake Superior is a coast) we were exposed to the harsh truths of both the American landscape and our erratic family dynamics. In particular, I learned that my go to response to any situation involving a loved one is a sort-of inarticulate blind rage. My vocabulary shrinking to various conjugations of the f-word and usually punctuated with an idiot or two.This was brought to my attention during our trek through Oklahoma and... Read more
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From Prudence Press 10, 2 year ago, Read 0 times. Similar articles

During the holidays groups of people who look similar to each other come together and perform rituals that have been done for many years before. This is known to the world as tradition and these groups are called family and they are made for people to openly fight and make fun of one another without having to feel bad or serve TV court sentences.I am proud to say that for 6 years I have been a major part of Press family tradition. At the end of the holiday season when everyone is feeling the... Read more
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Come On

From Prudence Press 10, 2 year ago, Read 0 times. Similar articles

Plagued by a hapless routine of studying until 3 in the morning, I stood wide awake in the middle of my apartment the night I'd finally taken the GRE. My score was less than stellar, which would have been fine if I'd have found out the week or so later giving me ample time to find something new to obsess over failing at. (dog racing' hot air ballooning' sex' hah jk, i'm amazing at dog racing) But unfortunately the new computerized tests display your scores immediately after. Now I understand... Read more
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Can it be true'

From Prudence Press 10, 2 year ago, Read 0 times. Similar articles

Just a year ago from now, I left the Continent of Australia and with it the major portion of my cardiac region I like to call my soul. Heartbroken I boarded a 24 hour flight away from my one true love, Tim Tam. (for those of you who don't know, Tim Tams are the best cookies ever made. They are responsible for countless smiles and the expanding midsections of many unsuspecting study abroaders.)But recently it seems the Aussie government has lifted its strict border restrictions and agreed to... Read more
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From Prudence Press 10, 2 year ago, Read 0 times. Similar articles

I plugged in my new humidifier and got so excited I decided to make celebration soup. But then I realized something. I am a loser. Read more
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Victory will be mine in time

From Prudence Press 10, 2 year ago, Read 0 times. Similar articles

It's only half a victory when you wear new makeup for today but old hair from last night. And then your eyebrows chime in with "nice try" or "hey remember these" and wiggle their stray hairs in the wind. Beauty, you are a horse in the night I chase blindfolded with one Rollerblade and a skateboard. Read more
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Baby Purse, not what you think.

From Prudence Press 10, 2 year ago, Read 0 times. Similar articles

Walking through the subway today I saw many women trying to hall their transportable baby cages up and down the stairs. It must have been so annoying because not only did they have to be with the annoying baby, but they had to have someone else there to help them like some obnoxious husband or boyfriend. When I have my baby I will make sure there is no 2nd party involved, and also I'll make sure I'm really good at blowing that baby off until it can walk like "oh sorry baby, I want to take you... Read more
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To the wind, dignity! Nice to meet you future of crippling loneliness.

From Prudence Press 10, 2 year ago, Read 0 times. Similar articles

So I went to the doctor the other day and she immediately told me to stop eating doughnuts. This was very strange because a.) it was my first visit so she's not aware of my unhealthy obsession and b.) she is a gynecologist. I feel like this is not something that I should advertise but since I've cleverly masked my identity no one will be able to say things to me on the street like "hey, there goes doughnut vagina."This is Prudence Press 10 telling everyone to be safe and proud of lady area... Read more
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