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Satire of a recent college grads life moving from the Midwest to New York City.
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If you die I'm going to f*cking kill you Idiot
From Prudence Press 10, 6 month ago, Read 0 times. Similar articles
During the translocation of myself and my sister from coast to coast (lake Superior is a coast) we were exposed to the harsh truths of both the American landscape and our erratic family dynamics. In particular, I learned that my go to response to any situation involving a loved one is a sort-of inarticulate blind rage. My vocabulary shrinking to various conjugations of the f-word and usually punctuated with an idiot or two.This was brought to my attention during our trek through Oklahoma and...
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Rent A Dog
From Prudence Press 10, 7 month ago, Read 0 times. Similar articles
So I sadly admit I've made the coast to coast move from NY to LA. Amongst a vast city where smiles abound, I've been fighting bouts of loneliness. After a few over ASSumptions, it's becoming clear that behind those pearly veneer's lies a quiet emptiness. I've been meeted and greeted left and right, but remain a friendless, sad clown. Turns out in LA, if the parking attendant tells you that you look nice today, he won't go any further than make out. (tease)BUT luckily I am a woman of...
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Who'
From Prudence Press 10, 9 month ago, Read 0 times. Similar articles
It's always strange to meet a person whose last name is McGhee, but first name is not Tits.
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Just Cutting Grapes
From Prudence Press 10, 9 month ago, Read 0 times. Similar articles
It's Lunch time in the Press Household. I've been banished from New York, the details of such will be explained in later posts or never explained at all. I don't have time to catch you up, so I will instead leave you wondering why I am home in Michigan. If contemporary human nature holds true to what I have learned, most of you will turn to your friend and say "you didn't know Prudence was back in Michigan'" with this single question you will have convinced yourself that you know why and make...
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My Blind Side
From Prudence Press 10, 1 year ago, Read 0 times. Similar articles
Early on a Thursday morning I decided to donate my eyes to medicine. I made an appointment with an optometrist for a routine/complimentary eye exam. Blazing through a kaleidoscope of tests my doctor tried to struggled to fins something I would fail. We opted for a Glaucoma check and subsequent pupil dilation. As predicted I was burning through this task ahead of schedule and began to lose eyesight very quickly. I couldn't partake in any of my kill times so I let my mind wander back to earlier...
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Pinky Swear
From Prudence Press 10, 1 year ago, Read 0 times. Similar articles
I was on the phone with collegiate friend Angria Benders. I had just won a rousing game of phone tag (psychological warfare to determine who is socially superior) I was gloating when I realized it was probably time to stir my bowling pot of deluxe Mac and Cheese. (another sign of social superiority based on whether your cheese is powdery or squeezey) In my rush to stir the pot, I broke my smallest of toes on a vintage chair I now regret buying. I told my friend who answered with a laugh. I...
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Word of Advice
From Prudence Press 10, 1 year ago, Read 0 times. Similar articles
Buy ugly pants. When you need them the most, they will always be your traveling napkin.
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Taxi-Cab Confessions
From Prudence Press 10, 1 year ago, Read 0 times. Similar articles
As you probably assumed by my Renaissancian tendencies, I am a bit of a foreign language enthusiast. I studied Spanish at the institute of some of high school, and also French at the school of I can say one phrase very well. So it will be no surprise to any of you that I feel very comfortable in situations that don't require my native English.Last night I finished work a little late and decided to grab a cab to cut the long commute short. It was just me and my unrelentingly sweet El Salvadorean...
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Family Conference Call
From Prudence Press 10, 1 year ago, Read 0 times. Similar articles
On a quiet Sunday afternoon I called my parents to say "What up Mother-Father!?" My mom in her endless attention to insignificant detail told me she was putting lemon wedges in ice water. After a very dull though time consuming inquisition I learned my family was holding a business brunch to plan this summer's agenda. Realizing I was a necessary asset to the board of trustees, I decided to skype into the conference. I felt very professional, and was proud of my family for taking its job so...
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Share a tear Florist
From Prudence Press 10, 1 year ago, Read 0 times. Similar articles
A very emo Spaniard I have come to know and love was the center of a surprise fairwell soirree. I would not usually make the hour long commute uptown, but I was willing to expose myself to subway boredom for my very dear friend. I was waiting for my third train when an odd sight caught my eye. A young woman sat next to a bucket of pitiful flowers. They were decorated in both valentines and springtime attire with hearts and butterflies competing for surface area. I suppose the colorful wrapping...
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